Wateva SMP · Season 2

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The Wateva SMP paper of record · Mostly true

SPAWN BASE COLD WAR ENTERS DAY NINE

Neither side has spoken since the infamous chest incident. Both are still building walls.

By The Newsroom· Jul 27, 2026· 1 min read· Names changed to protect the guilty

Nine days. Nine days since anyone in the spawn district said a civil word to anyone else.

It started, as these things do, over a chest. Sources close to the situation describe "about four stacks of iron" going missing overnight. What followed was less a conversation and more a wall — a very tall, very spite-shaped cobblestone wall — going up along the eastern border.

What we know

  • The wall is now 34 blocks tall and growing.
  • A second wall has appeared, facing the first, roughly six blocks away.
  • Nobody will confirm who built which wall.

What we don't

Everything else. Both parties declined to comment, though one did leave a sign reading "ask them" pointing directly at the other's base.

This paper will continue to monitor the corridor.

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