The Neofabii Drama Reels
builds · beef
SPAWN BASE COLD WAR ENTERS DAY NINE
Neither side has spoken since the infamous chest incident. Both are still building walls.
Nine days. Nine days since anyone in the spawn district said a civil word to anyone else.
It started, as these things do, over a chest. Sources close to the situation describe "about four stacks of iron" going missing overnight. What followed was less a conversation and more a wall — a very tall, very spite-shaped cobblestone wall — going up along the eastern border.
What we know
- The wall is now 34 blocks tall and growing.
- A second wall has appeared, facing the first, roughly six blocks away.
- Nobody will confirm who built which wall.
What we don't
Everything else. Both parties declined to comment, though one did leave a sign reading "ask them" pointing directly at the other's base.
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