This is a joke newspaper about a Minecraft server. It stops being funny the moment someone is genuinely upset about being in it, so the rule is simple: if a story is about you and you want it gone, it comes down. No argument, no negotiating, no making you explain why.

How to ask

Message a moderator on the Wateva SMP Discord, or ping whoever is listed as the author on the story. Say which story and what you want — the whole thing pulled, your name removed, or a specific detail fixed.

What happens

• Takedown: the story is unpublished immediately. It stays in the archive, unreadable to the public, so there is a record of what ran.
• Name removal: the story is switched to aliases and re-published.
• Correction: the story is edited and a note is added at the bottom saying what changed.

Standing rules

• Nothing about anyone who has asked to be left out entirely.
• No real-life information — no real names, schools, locations, ages, or anything from outside the server.
• No screenshots of private DMs without the sender agreeing to it.
• Nothing about someone who is not on the server.